Did you know that rodents first appeared in the fossil record about 54 million years ago? They've been causing trouble ever since. I don't doubt that they will probably outlive, outsmart and out-populate every other creature on the planet, including humans.
To make matters worse, scientists have recently discovered a GIANT rat, as big as a cat, in the crater of an extinct volcano in Papau, New Guinea.
The crater, which is two and a half miles wide with walls rising almost half a mile high, houses a "lost world" of mountain rainforest, and contains strange, rare creatures. In addition to the monster rat, scientists there found about sixteen new species of frogs, three species of fish, one gecko, a small marsupial and more than twenty different insects and spiders.
The giant rat measures about 32 inches long and weighs almost 4 pounds. That makes him almost as big as the one I had living in my garage last year. Mine rattled the pots and pans so loudly in my kitchen one night that I thought he was a burglar trying to cook himself an early breakfast. Did you scientists listen to me when I told you to come film him for your BBC special? Nooooooo!!!!! You went all the way to New Guinea instead.
I won't say I told you so.




